when you finally finish reading a 200 page fanfiction and you stumble out of your room and don’t know what’s canon anymore
my sexuality??? really crisp and juicy grapes
Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
Want me to break into the CIA next?
I don't even think you should attempt to...
*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in