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things to call your best friend:

  • asshole
  • looser
  • fucking nerd
  • piece of shit
  • fuckin egg
  • wife/waifu/husbando
  • mayonnaise egg
  • bitch salad
  • meme loving fuck

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i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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140914 real__pcy: Thai fans gave me the best gift ever. #KangwooCosplay #TheExactPose #Perfect #IShouldUseThisForever

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.
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never gonna give y

odelling lessons

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6/∞ edits of my bias
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I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life.

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